Not that I needed more proof....

But the mothers on this TV program who put their kids in beauty pageants are bat-shit crazy. There is a four year old wearing feather boas and a tight pink body suit with a head full of feathers and a face full of caked make up who is dancing like she is staring in a Vegas strip show.

Four years old.

And the Master of Ceremonies is just CREEPY. Serenading three year old girls with love songs. Creepy.

I am totally creeped out. Seriously. Creeped out. Screw reading Stephen King before bed to get a chill up my spine...just show me the Master of Ceremony singing, "Close to You" and "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You" to babies.