HOLY CRAP!!!

THERE WAS A DAMN WASP IN MY APARTMENT!!!!!!

I am SO lucky that it has been cold lately. The wasp wasn't moving very fast at all. In fact, I stuck a glass over it and it didn't even try to fly. It crawled up the side of the glass. I was so freaked out, I left the entire damn glass outside, afraid that if I tried to get it out it would get mad and send out a silent wasp-only signal that would trigger his or her wasp friends' rage against the man, meaning me.

I still have goosebumps on my arms. Holy shit.