Model recession

I just watched a segment on the Today Show, talking about Fashion Week in a recession. They have made cutbacks all over...normally attendees get small boxes filled with individual champagne and chocolates. This year, they are being served McDonald's coffee. The colors are darker and the fabrics and thicker, creating a secure feeling similar to curling up on the couch and escaping the world.

My solution?

Cut the budget for the models' food. Those bitches are too fat. Sarah Jessica Parker deserves her champagne!