Yes, Goddess Bless Dorothy Parker

who wrote this poem:

Frustration

If I had a shiny gun
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or I had some poison gas
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love

But I have no lethal weapon-
So does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.