Monday, March 30, 2009

Mom's right...

Ann Curry sucks.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dag, yo

Smokey Robinson is a damn fine looking man.

Monday, March 23, 2009

True success

One of my consumers was able to recently buy a mini van. He was so broke when we started our meetings that he and his children sold their plasma to buy food.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Now I know the bitter, bitter taste of Karma...

One of the young ones, either the peanut-butter cup looking one or the grey tuxedo one, is farting. Constantly. Repeatedly. Over. And. Over. Again. And I have to say, they put me to shame.

Oh Karma! I hear you knocking! I see you! I hear you!! I SMELL YOU!!!!

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TATIANA CANNOT BE BACK! DAMN YOU, WILDCARD SHOW!!!!!

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Oh, everyone just stop.

Ok, so Republicans are calling this era the "Return of Big Government" and they are freaking out about it. Um, why weren't they freaking out during the eight year reign of a "Republican" who attempted to inject government in everything from every part of the Middle East to each American's bedroom and phone lines and marriages? They are freaking out about the sheer hugeness of the amount of money needed to bail our asses out, yet they thought NOTHING of wasting BILLIONS in a war that did not need to happen. They are pissed that people are going to get health care when that money should be going to make larger bombs to blow up innocent people. The amount of money this last administration spent on bullshit boggles the mind.

My main bitch about this whole damn thing is this...don't suddenly get all pissy when our government spends a shitload of money. Don't suddenly get all pissy when this administration gets all up ons the American people. Don't make this a political party issue, because it's not. It freaking not! It's not a Democrat or Republican thing. It's not that we are suddenly becoming a Big Government, it's that we are STILL a Big Government with a different political party leader. Good lord.